Bowled out by the Radio!

I recently heard the pre match show on the radio n i couldnt help writing abt it. There was a "am oh so happy" host with a panel of 'experts'. here's how it went:
Host: tell us Mr. expert 1 wat do u think? who will win 2day?
expert 1 : I think Pakistan will win.
expert 2 : I think India will definately win 2day.
expert 1 : I also think India will win (?) . Pakistan will win only if they play well!!!! (ok we believe u)

(host cracks a lame joke. nervous laughter by evertyone)

host : its time 2 take questions from the listeners. so plz call in and ask the panel ur questions!
caller 1: hello
host : ji hello, kya sawaal he aapka?
caller 1 : hellooo
host : ji aapka radio off kardijiye, n apna sawaal poochiye
caller 1: India jeetega! (call ends)
host : ahem! ji hum bhi aasha rakhte he ki India aaj jeetega, agla sawaal sunte hain
caller 2 : hello
host : gello, aapka sawaal?
caller 2: india aaj jeetega! (expecting an applause)
host : (ignores) agle caller humaare saath hain.
caller 3: (mumble mumble mumble)
host : ji kaunsi bhaasha main bol rahe hain aap?
caller 3 : ji main haryana se bol raha hoon
host : namashkar aapka SAWAAL kya he?
caller 3 : main yeh kehna chahta hoon ki aaj india match jeetegi.
Host : (nervous laughter) ab hum chalte hain pakistan main aur sunte hain toss ke baare main.....

dats wen u hope n wish that atleast the match would be less predictable [:-]